"If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions."
- He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."
- Unknown (via thatkindofwoman)
(Source: insatiablefeelings, via lexayy02)
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
(Source: ahcalamity, via lexayy02)
Bájale dos tres rayitas no te creas tan importante, porque hace bastante tiempo te mandé a chingar tu madre.
"-¿Tienes cólicos?¿Te sobo la pancita, mi amor? ¿Chocolates o helado? ¿Que película quieres ver bebé? ¡ASI HOMBRES! No sean pendejos:)"
- (via lachicalinda-perosin-corazon)